Dear Pastor,

I am writing to ask you if there is a wonderful Jamaican woman who you could recommend for a man who needs a wife to spend the rest of his life loving and caring for. I was born in Jamaica and moved to the USA 19 years ago. I would like to find a wife, but I am finding it very hard because I keep attracting the wrong type of women.

I am a simple man who is looking for a woman who is honest, can cook very well, is very clean, loves only one man - her husband, and loves God and lives for him daily. She must be beautiful, sexy and have a nice shape.

I am 46-years-old and would like to meet a woman between the ages of 35 and 40, maybe younger, if the person is mature. I am 5' 10", weigh 200 lb, very dark, not ugly, and I am kind and romantic. I do not cheat. I am also down to earth.

I would be very grateful if you will help me find that special woman.

D.R., Arizona, U.S.A.

Dear D.R.,

I am sorry I cannot help you at the moment. However, I have received numerous requests from both males and females and very soon, I would be able to offer this type of service on my website. At the moment, I am sorry I have to deny your request.

By the way, when the service is available, I will not be responsible for any bad choices made by individuals who use the site.

I find it interesting that you are looking for a 'beautiful, sexy woman with a nice shape', aren't you afraid of sexy women? It seems to me that you are only interested in the outward appearance. If you are only looking for the outward appearance, you will get knocked.

Pastor