Tony Matterhorn - file

In this weekly Muss Buss Caan Buss song review feature, three musical minds with different tastes will analyse each song and will grade it on vocal ability, lyrics, musical arrangement and appeal. Songs that make the grade will be dubbed 'Mus Buss', while songs that flop they will be dumped in the 'Caan Buss' bin.

The three reviewers welcome feedback from the artistes and the public about the column. Send your comments to bussdem@hotmail.com or mail in your songs to 'Muss Buss' at the Gleaner Company, 7 North Street, Kingston. This week the muss buss/cyaan buss team will be reviewing Tony Matterhorn's Future Wine 2024.

Witch: "Good ting bout Matterhorn mi can always rely on him to give di girl tunes."

Queen: "He's an undercover freak, no... more like an out there freak, every song a either woman mus come siddown pon it, wine up pon it, balance pon it, di only ting him don't seh is to drop off of it."

Lady Boo: "Mi nuh mind, him adventurous."

Queen: "Mi like him songs he's different, he's creative and as someone who loves to dance it makes me wanna have fun."

Witch: "Man love him women though, mi all a predict the whining and dancing till 2024."

Queen: "Mi haffi wonda how him come up wid these tings, 'bend yuh back and use yuh head top to touch di floor'. A which part him a go find woman fi do dat?"

Lady Boo: "At least it nuh sound as graphic as Running Cow."

Witch: "It kinda start off as a work-out video where he says 'one a dem, two a dem...', then the riddim has a sorta techno futuristic feel for sure."

Lady Boo: "Differently it really sound like a combination of all him song dem. But mi nuh mind still fun to dance to."

Queen: "This one nuh sound as energetic as him other songs though."

Witch: "When yuh tink bout it this future concept goes back to his 'man from mars' persona, the way he talks him really think outside the box... even outside the planet. Him hardly do anyting outside of wining and sex songs though?"

Queen: "Exactly, yuh couldn't expect anyting different though cause when he selects he does it for the women and his selecting style slips over into his artiste persona. He mus be careful though that he doesn't sound di same in everything cause di song sounds like sumting I've heard already."

Witch: "Mi like how di song start though."

Queen: "It sound like Dutty Wine, like how it start, so when di women hear it dem prepare demselves to bruk out."

Lady Boo: "Even though it start basically di same, it sound futuristic like."

Witch: "So wha unnu seh? It sound like it will do a ting?"

Queen: "Mi seh it will buss, it have a likkle vibe and ting, it a go sell off."

Lady Boo: "It nuh sound as energetic but I guess it will buss."

Witch: "I agree, di women will like it."