Jackass sey de worl' no level. Jackass sey wen people a pose fe pikcha an a go inna show dem put on dem bestes' face, but wen dem a mek dem mos' important yard show dem put on dem uglies' face.
Jackass knows that he, she and the old lady have put in their two cents worth and much more about the sex videos that have been 'cumming' (heh heh) to a cellphone near you. But there is a side that nobody has looked at up to now. But, you know Jackass, you can depend on him to see the 'unlevelity' in every situation.
So, Jackass asks, why is it that people would make videos of themselves in their ugliest moments?
No man, you two-footers must realise that when you are doing that thing there oonu is ugly like how Mike Tyson looked when he was playing love at first bite with Evander Holyfield's ear. Mouth open so like when Beenie hear that his Angel fall. Lower jaw twis' so, like when Lada front en' cut wheh. Two eyeball cross so, like when Venus an Serena a play doubles an switch over sudden. Nose wide out so, like when Patrick Ewing was playing for the Knicks and in a tight spot 'gainst the Bulls.
Groaning and screaming
And don't even mention the sound effects. One piece a blowing and groaning and screaming and chat more foolinish dan wen man unda dem whites.
But they go ahead and tape themselves anyway.
Eat-down
There is this theory, that women look better than men after they climax. They work up to it and then just go 'poof' and get this blissful look, while man and man look like a man pushing a bus full of people, im degge degge one, after he flies the cork. However, there is another theory that if a woman is so pretty that a man is in awe of her, all he has to do is give her a big joint of cane to eat down the fat root part with the skin still on it. She can't look pretty with her face wrapped around that.
So, it follows that a woman with a joint of another kind, fat or not, working over won't look good at all. Hell, it won't even go down like the cane, so she has less to work with over time (well, come to think of it). Especially if she is trying to focus. After all, it is only the porn stars (the real ones) who can always keep their lipstick perfect.
Then why, then why, then why do people make these videos with the woman putting some head into her relationship and the man doing his best Freddie Krueger imitation?
The world is not level at all. People have their good good sides and decide to preserve the worst for all time.
Jackass sey de worl' no level. Jackass sey we haffi go change up Miss Cleo slogan, causen some people look like dem a advatise fe 'call me now, far yu free eating!'
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