Dear Pastor,

I have been a respected male teacher for many years now, but I have had a major problem for years. I tend to look at naked pictures of guys and then I masturbate. My fiancée caught me one day and I told her that the page popped up and I just looked but then I started thinking of her and that is why my pants were down.

Pastor, do I need help?

D.B., New Jersey, USA

Dear D.B.,

Your woman would have to be very naive to believe your big lie. You were looking at naked men photographs because you are a bisexual. Straight men don't admire men. And if your fiancée is smart, she would wonder why such gay porno pictures will just pop up on your computer screen.

Man, you have a problem and you should seek professional help. It is not a problem you should ignore so I would suggest that you apply for pop-up blockers. Remove every pornographic site from your computer. Admit to your fiancée that you have a problem and ask her to help you deal with the matter. You see, sir, since she saw you with your pants down while admiring pictures of naked men, she has been wondering whether she made a big mistake by falling in love with you. So tell her you need help.

Pastor