Jackass sey di worl' no level. Jackass sey some gay guy a gwaan like sey dem no understan' ow man an ooman bizniz wuk an dem damn well an know, dem jus' a gwaan like.
Jackass bex like police wen mont en' come an dem a look a food outta road. Jackass bex like man whe drive Benz whe get lick by hancyart. Jackass bex like Beenie Man wen im fin out sey de Angel in harms dis marnin was de devil inna smaddy else harm a New Yark. Jackass bex like Mama P wen she did tell dem fi no draw har tongue.
A couple days ago, Jackass read something in the newspapers that just got him aaaaannnnnnngggggrrryyyyyy.
There was this story about a drive to get more homosexuals in (where else?) Montego Bay to use condoms, in an effort to stem the spread of HIV among their ranks. Fair enough, even if we do not like the thought of two men sword-fighting. However it is contracted, HIV is a hell of a burden on the health system, which we all pay for, and plus there are many men on the 'down low' who will spread the thing to the women they also have sex with.
Unable to relate
But, then, one of the gay guys said that the way the condom usage was being introduced was not effective, because a penis and vagina were being used and the gays were unable to relate.
Unable to relate? Unable to relate? Damn right, unable to relate. 'Cause what they want is for someone to present an image of a condom going on a penis which then goes into a hole very close to another penis. And that ... ain't gonna happen.
Penis goes into vagina. Hell, you could show the penis going into a hole in a wall or the ground and they would still understand. But nah, they just have to play dumb-ass all of a sudden.
The world is not level at all, because while the people in the health care system are trying to protect the gay community from itself, they are using it as an opportunity to get their man and man business on the same level as man and woman relationships.
SEEMING TO BE equal
And that is one of the major problems that Jackass has with the gay community. It is not enough to do their thing; the man to man (and woman to woman) business must be made to seem equal to the man and woman relationship. And it simply is not.
Jackass totally resents any effort to equate homosexuality to heterosexuality.
Because what two men do together and what two women do together is in no way, shape or form on the same level as what Jackass and Jinny do together.
So the gays who cannot 'relate' want a diagram that goes to the bottom of their way of life. What after that? Utilise it in schools?
Jackass sey de worl' no level. Jackass sey every man can relate to penis, condom, vagina, all dem a gwaan.
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