Jackass sey di worl' no level. Jackass sey tings a sell 'executive dis, executive dat' an all now im nuh know wah 'executive' 'bout whe dem a do.

So Jackass was running through the classified ads, looking at house and land prices (you know, Jackass is comfy outta grass, but every now and then a little kick back in the Jacuzzi and sort out the hooves) and feeling very sorry for you two-footers. I mean, who the hell can afford to buy a house within the Corporate Area these days? Anything under $10 million was a two-bedroom apartment or in Portmore.

Anyway, Jackass encountered this place which was advertised as having how much bedroom, how much bathroom, how much kitchen fixtures, in which and which place, all with an 'executive view'. Woah! Hee! Haw! An 'executive view?' What the hell is an 'executive view'?

Jackass has seen chairs advertised as 'executive chair' and immediately got an image of a very deep, swivel armchair in a rich brown colour with some big buttons in it. Cool. Jackass has seen desks advertised as 'executive desk' and right away thought about a huge, smooth piece of wood (pine or mahogany or something like that, not any wood y'all rude people may be thinking about). Cool.

But an 'executive view?' Does that mean if you buy the house you will be able to look into the office of an executive and watch him or her at work? Does it mean that it is a place right in front of a gallows or an electric chair so you can watch murderers get 'executive?'

What the word means

So Jackass went for the dictionary and looked up 'executive' and it means:

"Having the power to put plans, actions or laws into effect. A senior manager in a business."

Hmm. Put the meanings into 'executive view' and figure it out for yourself. If there is a view that makes someone immediately fit into the definition of executive, then Jackass want to know is which part it deh, cause if you can just look out from somewhere and become a "senior manager in a business" just like that, then it must be magic indeed.

But the world is not level at all, because if a few places can be advertised as having an 'executive view', then what does that make the others? The whole heap of others? If we follow through to the logical conclusion, then we should see an ad or two saying; how much and how much bedroom, how much and how much bathroom, non-executive view'. And just what would that 'non-executive' view be? Hmm. Open your window and you see a brick wall, maybe.

Why, oh why, in this Jamaica where you two-footers are supposed to be 'Out of many, one people', are so many expensive things specified to be of 'executive' level? It means, then, that those who are not able to afford the 'executiveness' should be content with things that are second and third rate and even very, very inferior.

Jackass sey de worl' no level. Jackass sey all a oonu whe no executive sorry fi oonu bam bam.

Anyway, Jackass encountered this place which was advertised as having how much bedroom, how much bathroom, how much kitchen fixtures, in which and which place, all with an 'executive view'. Woah! Hee! Haw! An 'executive view?' What the hell is an 'executive view'?