Win a date with Chris

One lucky lady will soon be swooning in the arms of the Star's Artiste of the Month Christopher 'Johnny' Daley. Which lucky lady will get the chance to look deep into his dark eyes? We don't know yet, but we can give you a few hints as to what to do and what not to do on a date with Johnny.

Star: What do you like in a woman?

Christopher: "Honesty, she should be able to cook and be intelligent."

Star: What do you find sexy about a woman?

Christopher: "I find ... smells, I also like clean hair. I like a woman who can put herself together well, who dresses well."

Star: What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you on a date?

Christopher: "Um, a woman easing her body - loudly."

Star: What should a woman do to win your heart on a date?

Christopher: "I'd like the person to come with an open sense of humour."

Star What should a woman not do while on a date?

Christopher: "Talk about how much she hates the person she's dating."

Star What's the key to a successful relationship?

Christopher: "I don't know."

CHAT WITH JOHNNY 'HANDSOME'

Fans, here is your chance to chat with Johnny, The Star's Artiste of the month.

On Thursday, April 26, the former 'Lime Tree Lane' actor and comedian will be available for a chat with his fans online and on the phone. To chat online with Johnny, log on to www.go-jamaica.com to chat between 5 and 6 p.m.

You can also call THE STAR on 1-888-843-7827 between 6 and 7 p.m to chat one-on-one with Johnny.

Joke Box:

JAMAICAN CHRISTIAN

A Jamaican walks into a bar in Miami , orders three Red Stripe beers and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a beer goes flat after you draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The Jamaican replies, "Well, you see, mi have two bredda. One inna Toronto, the other deh a London, and mi deya a Miami. When we all left home, we promised fi drink this way to remember the days when we drank in Jamaica. So mi drink one for each ah meh bredda and one for meh self."

The bartender admits that this is a nice Jamaican custom, and leaves it there.

The Jamaican becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

The Jamaican looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no, no, everyone's fine," he explains," It's just that I became a Christian, and I personally had to stop drinking."

- Submitted by Karlene Hughes.