Jackass sey di worl' no level. Jackass sey some ooman feel sey every man whe look pon dem a look dem.

If you listen to some women talk, every single man they meet wants to have a thing with them. Heck, it is not even every man they meet in terms of speaking to, but every single man they encounter walking on the road, beside them in traffic, in the line at the bank, over the aisle with the Jack mackerel at the supermarket, who wants them to have and to hold (or maybe that should be 'hole').

Sure, sometimes they are really good looking and all, but no matter what, it is not every single (or involved, or married) man they meet who wants to get involved with them. Sure, they may look at them, but looking at is a very different thing from looking, in the Jamaican sense of looking.

It is the young girls who tend to get the most looks, who tend to mistake looking at and looking the most.

They do not understand that a glance at some body part or the other does not mean that a man wants them. It is like looking at a house and admiring how it is built. It looks good, but that does not mean you want to live in there.

But the world is not level at all, because when women feel that any man who looks at them is looking them, then they start to think that even men who are not looking at them are looking them too.

And this is where it gets interesting. They dress up (or down, depending on how you look at it) to maximise the looking at, then count all the glances as looking.

The glances are a must. If a woman wears a low cut blouse with a push up bra, the kind that makes even two far away pebbles look like two close together Red Stripe mounds, then naturally men are going to look.

If she wears a skirt that looks more like a handkerchief than something worthy of being called a skirt, naturally men will look (and some women too, the way the world is running these days) at them.

But that does not mean they are looking them. Or, even if the interest goes beyond looking at, it means they want to keep looking them. Because often women who like being looked at, when it actually extends to looking, do not understand that it is not all the time that the looking at is good. It is like a Christmas tree; looks good when you put it up, but leave it there until February and it gets damned annoying.

Jackass has found that the big women are different. They can appreciate being looked at, at being admired even though they are not in skimpy clothes, without getting all worked up about it. Heck, you can pay them a compliment and not feel as if they will go tell everyone they know that 'you know who a try check me?'. They just say 'thank you' and walk on with that extra pep in the step that makes you know that the compliment went home.

Now that is woman worth looking at and looking.

Jackass sey de worl' no level. Jackass sey woman fe jus' tek lookin' if dem dress fe man look an no badda gwaan like sey a dem a de greates' ting Jah eva put pon creation.