Jackass sey de worl' no level. Jackass sey yu ave some real bad man an bad ooman a walk bout well regular han hinnocent ha hinvite people fi ramp wid dem, so dey can hembarras dem.

Quite a few 'bad man' make it easy to spot them. They walk around wearing faces that advertise "yow, man a tugs. No ramp wid man ar man wi dun yu!" If looks alone could kill, then they would be mass murderers everytime they walk down the street. Just one glance at the screwface and people would be dropping left, right and centre.

And sometimes that face has a scar that shows that the wearer has been through a war, although Jackass has always felt that the real bad man is the person who put on the scar, not the person who wears it.

If the face is not enough, then the tough talk makes the matter very clear. Every second word is a reference to what "man wi do" and just how "man wi dweet'. And the gangster girls are no different, the 'tuggy' hairstyle a must for the acid and icepick carriers.

All that is fair enough. When bad man and gangster girl advertise, then it is easy for those who are not of that particular mentality to avoid them. However, there are some real bad people, or at least people who can defend themselves, who show no signs. and who try to take step, get step pon. Hard.

Sometimes it is a real 'step pon', with many a 'kickers', because these people who study martial arts do not walk around with their belts and trophies. But if called upon, they will show what they have earned, the very tough way. A nuff degree black belt guy at a gym Jackass was working out his jawbone at once, told Jackass about walking down Maxfield Avenue, a walkman (yeah, it was them long time) headphones on and listening to some music, when a man pulled a knife and tried to take it from him.

"So wha appen to him?" Jackass asked. The man smiled and said "me no know, but when me lef' him pon de grung blood a come outta him mout."

Now that is just unfair. If the man had known that he was trying to rob a martial arts expert, then he would have either changed his mind or gone for a gun and shot him first. Anyway, it would have worked out so much better for him. It is so unfair when tief can't make proper plans to deal with a matter.

Then there are the bad man and bad woman police and soldiers, who have their guns walking around with just waiting for a guy to test. And sometimes they are not even law officers. Like Jackass hear the story of this young guy driving home from work, in shirt and tie and wearing glasses, and here comes a taxi man who runs his car up into the neatly dressed man's own. The guy pulls his licensed gun quietly and sits in the car; the taxi driver pulls a machete and rushes over with "come outta dat b..c! Come outta dat r..c...now. Ah waan ... " Then the guy steps out with the gun and he starts talking quietly, saying "a waan talk to yu boss".

Now if the chap had been wearing a bad man face then all that could have been avoided. One look and there would have been no flare-up; just a nice, civilised exchange of papers, which is what happened anyway.

Jackass sey di worl' no level. Jackass sey de more bad man wear dem true face, de less people wi get hurt.