JACKASS SEY DI worl' no level. Jackass sey if girls cyaan do what the guys do and still be a lady, then man cyaan do wha ooman do an still be a man.
You know, when they say what women can't do what men do and still be a lady, at least they can still be considered female, if not the ideal 'lady'. But men cannot do what women do and still be a man, much less a gentleman; they will be a 'men', sure enough, but a man, no.
Let Jackass hasten to add that most of the things that women do, man (not 'men') would not want to do anyway, but still we have to be careful that the things we do, do not cross the line and we get labelled.
For one, you cannot be too close to your brethren. You can be tight, yes; you can grounds; you can par; you can 'make a move'; you can even go 'pon a ends', but close? Nah. Now and then, more now than then, a few roosters and hens (you know, 'fowl' language) have to pass between them and they absolutely must have a few obvious girlfriends. Two women can be tight and don't have a man and there is no comment. Mek two man try it an' see what happen.
In fact, a woman can be single, with or without child, and it will be assumed that she just does not want one right now for whatever reason, whether dearly beloved is away (foreign or prison), she is just coming out of a relationship or she is concentrating on her career. Let a man be single for an extended period and it is assumed that well, he is a 'men'.
Women can check their sistrens at home as often as they wish, at any time they choose and stay as long as they want. Those who wish not to be labelled 'men' had better time their visits so that they are not between the hours of 6 p.m. and 8 a.m. (it is like a reduced rate telephone plan). You had better not give a check after the sun goes down or when it is so early that it is conceivable that you could have stayed overnight.
And if it is a late check, you had better be going on an 'ends'. You have to go, beep the horn and Mister Man comes outside to join the crew and off they go.
Then there is the way that man and man have to sit in the car to not be considered 'men'. Lean back, yes; lie down, hell no. Cotch to the door, but never ever ever to the driver. Women? Hell, they can spread out all over the machine with their sistrens if they want to.
The funny thing is that despite all of these things, quite a few men still sleep with women but have relationships with their 'brethrens'. They get tight but not close, stick it to the women and stick with their brethrens.
Jackass sey di worl' no level. Jackass sey nuff woman get whey wid nuff tings unda quiat an man get wrong name as 'men' fi far, far less.