Ian Ellis - FILE
ITY AND FANCY Cat, THE STAR's artistes of the month, are comedians who have the natural ability to make people laugh. So let's see how Ity does when asked some quirky and daring questions by THE STAR.
1. DAILY STAR: If you were a male gigolo, what would be your nickname?
ITY: Jamaican Chocolate
2. DS: If you had a choice between a condom that bursts into flames while wearing it, castrates you or gives a lifelong infection, which one would you choose?
ITY: The one that bursts into flames. I can run go get it out with some water fast. The others, I can't do anything about them for life, so I can take some burn.
3. DS: If you could choose one song as a theme song for your life, what would it be?
ITY: Definitely a Bob Marley, Who the Cap Fit.
4. DS: Complete the sentence: 'If my agent called me for a role in Brokeback Mountain part 2, I would say:'
ITY: Wrong number.
5. DS: What is the strangest thing about you?
ITY: The sound I make when I laugh.
6. DS: What would you do if you thought you won a world record and boasted about it, only to hear days after that you didn't?
ITY: Run again.
7. DS: Complete the sentence: 'The first thought that comes to me in the mornings is...'
ITY: K-a-r-e-n.
8. DS: Complete the sentence: 'If I had my way, the weapon of mass destruction on my body would be...'
ITY: Love. That can transcend all boundaries and countries. With that, you can destroy hate, corruption and a lot of things.
9. DS: Complete the sentence: 'The one wish I've never had come true (yet) is...'
ITY: Wide, international acclaim for comedians. I want me and Cat's work to be known as much as a Sean Paul or a Shaggy's work, but as comedians.
10. DS: When was the last time you cried?
ITY: It was recently when about two or three in the morning, my youngest daughter walked into my room - I don't know if she was half asleep or what - but she said "I love you Daddy" and then just walked out. Me did half asleep so I was wondering if a sleep me did a sleep, but I was so touched by the moment and from then on, it reminded me to say I should tell the people close to me that I love them.
-Kavelle Anglin-Christie
Chat with Ity and Fancy Cat
It's been a rough couple of days for you and THE STAR knows this, so 'The People Paper' is going to cheer you up. All you have to do is chat with our Artistes of the Month, Ity and Fancy Cat by logging on to www.go-jamaica.com-/chat between 5-7 p.m. or call 1-888-THE-STAR (1-888-843-7827) between 7-8 p.m on Tuesday, May 30. So for heaven's sake have a laugh!
Ity and Fancy Cat autograph signing session
Mission: Meet all the fans
Level of difficulty: A nuh
nutten
Where: Courts, Crossroads
When: Tuesday, May 30
Time: 2-5 p.m.
Agents: Comedic duo Ity and
Fancy Cat.
What's in it for us: Jamaica's best comic duo will meet, sign autographs and take pictures with their fans at the venue, plus fans will get a chance to win prizes courtesy of Courts Jamaica limited.
Ity and Fancy Cat's joke box
My Husband?
A man and woman are in bed sleeping. The woman in an apparent dream gets up and shouts, "Hurry! Get up! Get up! Quick! My husband!
Immediately the man jumps up and starts putting on his clothes. In mid way he stops and says, "Wait". This is my house... you're my wife."
The wife wakes up and says, "Oh, sorry."
Question: Who is cheating?
Ity and Fancy Cat
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