Tell Me Pastor

I only want sex!

Dear Pastor,

The only thing I want from women is sex. I don't want the emotional baggage.

I don't see them as human beings. I just want sex, not companionship.

I await your response.

S.B., Kingston, Jamaica

Dear S.B.,

You have expressed in your letter the type of person you are and I will restrain myself from telling you how you ought to see yourself. If you do not see women as human beings, I wonder what you think of your mother. You are a sad case. You are pathetic.

You say you only want sex from women, so if you don't see them as human beings, aren't you declaring that you are not having sex with humans? What would that make you?

You are a disgrace to the human race. And you need to realise that you are depraved and in need of professional help.

Pastor