PEOPLE DIS IS Miss Cherry and dis week mi a guh cut the intro because of di amount of nuff tings me have to tell unnu.
WHY NO COMMENT?
Last week folks were asking why Miss Cherry neva seh nutten bout di Miss Jamaica Universe ting? But people, Miss Cherry don't discuss the obvious! Yeah me see wha unnu see - Stevie Wonder see wha we see! Suh why discuss it? A long time di allegation dem a guh round still, suh mek we lef it.
HARTOCLAPSE!
People a hope unnu ready fi di trial of di century! Unnu know whe mi a talk bout - di Adams ting! Mi seh mi waan go inna di court fi hear when Adams start bus' pon people and memba seh certain politician nuh waan him seh nutten cause me hear tings already. All 'bout dem whe tell him bout di Braeton bwoy dem and a big him up di day of di event and turn roun' cuss him off! Unnu be careful how unnu a celebrate now!
IS TRUE!
Yes baby, mi get di message, me secretary dung a STAR give me. Me always ah ask myself di same question dem to, how comes she suh hype? Har mother still ah sell down a market, and she have big store. She all a have big party, and she a nuh nobody! And den she turn round a hype pon har matey! But a wha' dat!
NASTY MAN
Unnu hear bout di schoolgirl picture weh a circulate inna Half-Way Tree Park? Yes, one a di guy dem a walk roun' wid one picture of a school girl yuh can see har face clear as day, a perform sex act wid two man. But yuh cyaan see di man dem face. It nasty man.
NEXT WEEK!
